Hello, I am a victim of (often self-imposed) chronic sleep deprivation
I think the headline is pretty self explanatory. I just want to sleep. I don’t want to be at work right now, falling asleep on my keyboard. Not that that’s a new thing. I routinely fall asleep, or at least find myself in the twilight zone purgatory of half-lucid/half-asleep. The other day I was just sitting at my desk, playing with a push pin (don’t ask) when I felt myself dozing off, and then I was suddenly woken up by a rush of adrenaline because in my slumber state, I managed to poke myself. Anyway, what I’m trying to say is: I need more sleep in my life. I’ve tried sleeping early, I’ve tried sleeping late, I’ve tried taking a nap in my car or a nearby park during my lunch break, but the only (ONLY) way I wake up refreshed, is on my own accord, without the aid of my blaring WWII air-raid alarms. If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to close my eyes for a secondddddddd……….
